When the Scottish realize that its 8:00 AM, he was late for work as a greeter, surprising the operator of the man's age to still be working. He needed help to "get back up", but the operator told him that its 8 in the morning being early. The operator gets fed up and hangs up on him.Īn elderly 83 Year Old Scottish man called 911 for help from being stuck in a orgy. This works, but then the guy says that the voice that he got isn't his. ![]() So, the operator tells him to hit his head again. Later, the guy explains that he hit his head really hard and now he can't stop speaking Spanish. The operator tries speaking the language with him, but then the guy says that he doesn't speak Spanish. The man proceeds to play on the playground, which the cop tells him isn't allowed before the mother of the baby finally comes back to put it in the stroller.Ī guy calls 911 to say that he can't stop speaking Spanish. When the guy adds that the baby is not accompanied by adults, the cop urges him to find the parents but the man refuses, assuming the parents are going to be scary too. While he calls the cops, an egg timer goes off releasing a bunch of bees into the house, which sting him.Ī guy calls 911 to say that a scary baby is following him. Opening the door alone set his hair on fire, made him slip on some marbles, and got him slammed in the penis with a paint can. When he returned, he forgot about the traps and accidentally set them all off on himself. ![]() This was done to promote the upcoming second season of Paradise PD.Īfter watching Home Alone, a man set up a bunch of booby traps in his house and left to go on vacation to Antigua. Unfortunately for the caller, he had already put a brick on the gas pedal of his car to kill himself and he dies before he can undo it. The operator says that they'll be able to give the show a second season, satisfying his needs. He also mentions putting a brick on the gas pedal of his car, which is aimed toward a cliff, making a suicide threat over his favorite show getting canceled. The cop wishes her a half-hearted "congratulations" and hangs up.Ī guy calls the police to say that he ate too much vindaloo and proceeds to vomit and shit all over the place.Ī guy threatens to cut his own nipples off if Paradise PD doesn't get a second season. Brad instantly forgives Jasmine and proposes to her, causing the latter to be so happy, that she vomits profusely all over the phone. During the call, Jasmine's fiance, Brad comes home and Jasmine confesses to cheating on him, while still on the line with the police. Because of her amnesia, she forgot that she asked him to pick her up and also forgot who her own grandson was and she just assumed she was being kidnapped by a stranger.Ī guy reports that his wife shoved a bottle of shampoo conditioner up his ass.Ī girl named Jasmine calls the police to turn herself in, admitting that she kissed someone else, who wasn't her fiance. ![]() Some crazy old lady claims to have been kidnapped only for it to be revealed that this so-called "kidnapper" is actually her grandson picking her up and taking her to her house, which is what she asked him to do. The woman decides to report this as a hate crime and immediately gets hung up on.Ī guy says that he woke up and mysteriously found himself having knives for hands, only to later realize that he actually has normal hands that he was just tripping on acid. ![]() The police also note that she's not the first person to call with the same complaint, as numerous other parents called, out of jealousy of their kids not being invited. The police soon figure out that she's describing a pinata and that this is just a kid's birthday party. Some guy calls the police to report a break-in from a dog only for it to turn out that he let the dog in, himself.Ī woman calls the police to report a Satanist worshipping party going on next door, complete with people beating the corpse of a donkey, hanging from a tree and eating what comes out of it. The police track down his info and immediately send someone over to bust him. When trying to pull himself out, he accidentally flipped the disposal switch and ground his dick to bloody shreds and splattered it all over the walls.Ī guy stupidly calls the police to ask in meth is illegal because he's cooking it. His wife was using the only bathroom so he went to piss in the sink and somehow slipped on his own piss and got his dick caught in the drain. A guy calls the police to tell them that he accidentally ground his dick up in the sink disposal.
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